Monster Mash… Massage Style
You may not know it, but I have a very silly, slightly creative streak. Around Halloween it often takes the form of things like Pac Man jack-o-lanterns*. This year it blended itself with my love of massage and this is what happened…Muscle Mash
(To the tune of Monster Mash, of course)
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the muscle mash
The muscle mash
It was a tissue smash
He did the mash
It squashed knots in a flash
He did the mash
He did the muscle mash
From my tension headache to my tired feet
He mashed my tissues until I fell asleep
Some ghoulies came down to help with the job
Starting the first ever monster “smash mob”
They did the mash
They did the muscle mash
The muscle mash
It was a tissue smash
They did the mash
It squashed knots in a flash
They did the mash
They did the muscle mash
The zombies turned the lights down low
And started kneading my shoulders slow
Dracula arrived none too soon
And Wolf man howled at the moon
The place was groovin’, all were digging the scene
Igor in his chains was even serene
The coffin opened, Dracula took a bow
He said “Dig this, I’m a chiropractor now”
They did the mash
They did the muscle mash
The muscle mash
It was a tissue smash
They did the mash
It squashed knots in a flash
They did the mash
They did the muscle mash
From atop his coffin, Drac’s voice did ring
Seems he was excited by just one thing
He grabbed my head and gave a flick of his wrist
He said, ”This is a move I call the Transylvania Twist”
It’s not the mash
It’s not the muscle mash
The muscle mash
But it’s a tissue smash
It’s not the mash
It’s caught on in a flash
It’s not the mash
It’s not the muscle mash
Now everything’s cool, Drac’s a part of the scene
And the muscle mash is now a certified scream
For you, the living, this mash is for you
If you get it done right you’ll be relaxin’ too
Then you get mashed
You get your muscles mashed
Your muscles mashed
And get your tissues smashed
Then you get mashed
You’ll be out in a flash
If you get mashed
You get your muscles mashed
*The Pac Man Jack-o-lantern from 2010, in case you didn’t believe me 🙂
You may not know it, but I have a very silly, slightly creative streak. Around Halloween it often takes the form of things like Pac Man jack-o-lanterns*. This year it blended itself with my love of massage and this is what happened…
