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  • No, You’re Not the Worst Your MT Has Ever Seen


    Hairy legs are no big deal Whether it’s hairy legs, long toenails, body odor, perspiration, body fat, tight muscles, or just about anything else you can think of, we’ve seen, felt, heard, and probably smelled them all. Chances are good that you are NOT the worst case of anything we’ve had on our table, no matter how bad you think you are.

    Here’s what I’m talking about:

    1. If your toenails are under an inch long, they are not the longest toenails we’ve ever seen.
    2. If people cannot smell your body odor from at least 5 feet away, you do not have the worst BO we’ve ever smelled. Although, believe me, we’re glad you don’t! We’re also glad you’re concerned about it.
    3. Unless your legs are hairier than most men’s legs and you can braid your leg hair, we don’t even notice it.
    4. If you weigh less than 400 pounds, you are no where near the heaviest person we’ve ever massaged.
    5. Unless your muscles have all the suppleness of a brick, they are not the tightest muscles we’ve ever worked on.
    6. If your perspiration simply makes your skin moist, but hasn’t soaked your shirt, you’re all good as far as we’re concerned.
      And finally…
    7. The fact that you’re reading this blog post or even wondering if you might be “the worst ____” your massage therapist has ever seen is the best proof that you are no where near the worst.