• Monster Mash… Massage Style

    HalloweenYou may not know it, but I have a very silly, slightly creative streak. Around Halloween it often takes the form of things like Pac Man jack-o-lanterns*.  This year it blended itself with my love of massage and this is what happened…

    Muscle Mash

    (To the tune of Monster Mash, of course)

    I was working in the lab late one night 

    When my eyes beheld an eerie sight 

    For my monster from his slab began to rise 

    And suddenly to my surprise 

     

    He did the mash

    He did the muscle mash

    The muscle mash

    It was a tissue smash

    He did the mash

    It squashed knots in a flash

    He did the mash

    He did the muscle mash

     

    From my tension headache to my tired feet

    He mashed my tissues until I fell asleep

    Some ghoulies came down to help with the job

    Starting the first ever monster “smash mob”

     

    They did the mash

    They did the muscle mash

    The muscle mash

    It was a tissue smash

    They did the mash

    It squashed knots in a flash

    They did the mash

    They did the muscle mash

     

    The zombies turned the lights down low

    And started kneading my shoulders slow

    Dracula arrived none too soon

    And Wolf man howled at the moon

     

    The place was groovin’, all were digging the scene

    Igor in his chains was even serene

    The coffin opened, Dracula took a bow

    He said “Dig this, I’m a chiropractor now”

     

    They did the mash

    They did the muscle mash

    The muscle mash

    It was a tissue smash

    They did the mash

    It squashed knots in a flash

    They did the mash

    They did the muscle mash

     

    From atop his coffin, Drac’s voice did ring

    Seems he was excited by just one thing

    He grabbed my head and gave a flick of his wrist

    He said, ”This is a move I call the Transylvania Twist”

     

    It’s not the mash

    It’s not the muscle mash

    The muscle mash

    But it’s a tissue smash

    It’s not the mash

    It’s caught on in a flash

    It’s not the mash

    It’s not the muscle mash

     

    Now everything’s cool, Drac’s a part of the scene

    And the muscle mash is now a certified scream

    For you, the living, this mash is for you

    If you get it done right you’ll be relaxin’ too

     

    Then you get mashed

    You get your muscles mashed

    Your muscles mashed

    And get your tissues smashed

    Then you get mashed

    You’ll be out in a flash

    If you get mashed

    You get your muscles mashed

     

    Pac Man Jack-o-lantern

    *The Pac Man Jack-o-lantern from 2010, in case you didn’t believe me 🙂

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